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I Am The Master of Puppets
Sunday, February 14, 20105:01 PM
Oh yes, you heard me right. I am the Mastah. Your Mastah. Yeah, you heard me right, I am the Master. Or you may identify me as Sasori the Puppeteer, Maia, or whatever name you know. Saw the lyrics in my first page? That's the perfect song for the Master. Now, what is the purpose of this blog? I have been a failtastic fan of KHQDLS, and if I ever need some entertainment, I go there. Count me in as support (and pageviewer. Or stalker. Ha.) for the awesome girls. So here I am, 'copying them'. No wait, screw that, I'm here to be a part of the bandwagon. Screw that again. I'm just here for my itty-bitty piece of rants. Read on, folks, read on. Oh, and for a side note: Long live KHQDLS, the most epic blog to hit my screen. And this blog is for the LULZ. ~!~ Aand, for my first rant, we have xyronred in the spotlight! Seriously, the dude is freaking stupid. Yes, emphasize on the word. At first (and by that, I mean when I was practically still new to the Role Playing business), he seems to be quite a good RPer. I WAS WRONG. Buzz that button now. He makes mistakes now more than ever. More typos than in 2009. More idiocy for 2010. Oh god. Let me start from my newest RP: "Can You Feel The Love Tonight? ||Romance RP||" Enthusiasm is scary with him. We all know that getting "The Heartthrob" and RPing him like you were him is the most awesome thing since Swiss Cheese, but you don't need to be over-enthusiastic about it, dumbass. I personally didn't care who will get that character, but with you, I feel like he's going to be a failure. Yes, delete your account now and save me, and the others, from the headaches we receive just looking at your username. The obvious ain't obvious with him Here we are with another phailed post, and it's just the first page of the RP. Seriously, xyron, the RP is set in high school. I mean, c'mon, even a 5-year-old will know that even from the first post. This just proves that you're the biggest idiot born. Your parents must be dreading by now. Oh, my. I must've hit my head when I read this post. The 'fangirls' chase him around, we got that. But it's late in the evening. In a normal world, students in their dorms would've screamed their heads out just to silence those girls. In your world, it's only Ethan, Connor and the fangirls in the dorm. Aren't dormitories supposed to be full of people, especially when its occupants are high school students in a single academy? Second, we all get what Connor said. Ethan doesn't. The poor guy's a heartthrob, but I never said that he's as dumb as you. Is that a plot twister, or do you just lack common sense? The idiocy of xyronred is irritating. Firstly, Ethan was tapping his left foot. Wouldn't that send a signal of his coordinates? He should be discreet, because everybody knows that when a heartthrob makes some kind of sound when he's hiding, the fangirls can track him down. Second, I thought Connor was studying? How did he get to his laptop all of a sudden? If he's a geek, as you say, then he should've done that report of his hours ago in the RP time. Third, we all know that Ethan is supargoddamnsmexiiOMGOMG, but is that any reason for his boxers to be stolen? Even fangirls aren't that supardesperateferaboxerofourprince to go as far as to steal an article of clothing. Then can be reported to the school authorities. They have minds, unlike you, and they won't do that just for a guy. A Twilight fan hides inside that faggot. Why don't you spill it, xyronred? You're a fanboy of Edward Cullen. And please, do us all a favor. Don't say that "Twilight" is a vampire movie. It's nothing close to that. It's a "Mary-Sue" movie. There's still more to his annoying persona, but I'll leave it for others. I'm lazeeh. >The Master of Puppets |
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