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All hail the Mary-Sue!

Wednesday, April 21, 20105:04 AM

I have been searching random stuff all over the Internet, when I remembered Mary-Sues. So here I am, writing about the most horrible creature ever to exist in fanfictions and fanarts, I wish to present the case of one of the most despicable Naruto OCs ever: Hitomi Sawaii.

Article 1.o: General Information.

I have been thoroughly scanning UchihaPuchiha's gallery in deviantArt and her Photobucket gallery, and there are absolutely no traces of anything about her past. There are pictures of her parents, but there are no reasons to why her character, Hitomi Sawaii, has the Shouton or Crystal Style, which is unique to the anime-only character Guren. Narutopedia has stated that the Chakra Natures responsible for creating the Crystal Style is unknown. If ever Sawaii has "miraculously" been able to utilize Shouton, wouldn't that make her Guren's relative, not Asuma, Hiruzen, and Konohamaru's relative, instead? She once claimed that she used Shouton because she was inspired by Guren's Style. And here's a quote from the Crystal Style in Narutopedia:

"The Crystal (結晶, Kesshō) nature, used by Guren, is created by simultaneously combining the Earth nature and another unspecified nature. This nature allows for the use of Crystal Release (晶遁, Shōton) ninjutsu. (Anime-only)"

"It is seen only in the anime, and its only known user is Guren. "

So now I'm asking: HOW THE HELL DID SAWAII LEARN CRYSTAL STYLE?

Shouton is a classified "Kekkei Genkai", which means "Bloodline Limit". It is described as " abilities passed down genetically in specific clans. Kekkei Genkai and their related jutsu can't be taught or copied by others, but it is possible to confer the ability to another person if it's localized in a particular organ like the eyes via organ transplant." by Narutopedia. Please, spare us from the ungodly irrelevance of your imaginations, UchihaPuchiha.

Next, Sawaii is described as "ShouHime" which, in Suethor's description, "Princess Of Crystal". Now let me tell you this, UchihaPuchiha, "Princess Of Crystal", in Japanese, is "Kessho no Ojo". "Crystal Princess" is "Kessho Hime".

Get this, she thinks that Mokuton is Earth Syle. Dude, it's Doton, not Mokuton. It is Wood Release, not Earth Release. Again, check the resources. Oh, and JSYK, here's her actual quote: "i had change her style form earth style to crystal style so it is no longer Mokuton but Shoton....yeah!!" See the epic phailness?

She actually believes that "Pingu" is a Japanese Word. Actually, there are no "Pingu" in the Japanese Dictionary. So stop using the name in the show "Pingu" as a japanese name. kktnx.

Oh, and what else? Ah. Her OC and Sasuke's "kids". I have this feeling she didn't even study Genetics. I don't know about her school, but I think it was taught sometime in High School. If their offsprings are of the EXACTLY THE SAME looks as their parents, it's asexual reproduction :> Normal kids whose parents undergo sexual reproduction have their genes mixed. For example: a red-headed, green-eyed male and a blonde, brown-eyed female can have a daughter with red hair and brown eyes, or another child with blonde hair and green eyes. Oh, and what kind of sick, twisted parent names their kids "O'chibi, Ita-chin and Puchiha"? Dude, that's just wrong. Just no.

I have also seen that Sawaii has Ciel falling for her, too. Dude, if you are to create an OC to fit with Ciel, make another, and make sure she's the same age as darling Ciel. Oh, and I just remembered, Ciel has Elizabeth for his fiancee, and he's contended. So, no, just no.

Now, let's move to her clothing. It's very much obvious that her OC's Shippuden clothes (her Naruto clothers are original, actually) are the EXACT copy of Sakura's. Do they shop together, or does UchihaPuchiha lack any sense of imagination? Purple is spammed, since she uses it too much, it's blinding. Spare us. Every Naruto fan knows that purple is Ino's slogan, and her's only. Do you see any more character who wears mainly purple? No. Just no. Since the start of her debut, Ino has made it known, although indirectly, that purple is her color. Jeez. I'll have to say that my OC's clothes at the start is similar to Sasuke's, but it's because it was a gift to her, since her parents knew that she wanted to be a ninja herself, so they bought her clothes for her to wear when she becomes one. The Shippuden outfit is only a girl-style polo, with the collar popped up. She wears a similar style, but with longer sleeves and the collar arranged, in her spare time. Vest, shorts, sandals, all that shizz. But please, we all can see that it's the exact copy of Sakura's. Her much older outfit makes her look like a slut. Dude, her breasts are even unstable in size. Some pictures have her in Tsunade-style breasts, while others have them Sakura-size. Dude, be stable.

I'll be adding one more thing here: her name. First, Sawaii is not even a real word. I searched it in Wikipedia, but no matches to "Sawaii". As naomi-fanclub at dA said, sawaii may be a combination of sasuke/sakura and kawaii. Yet another case of epic phailness. Another thing, her father is a Sarutobi. Sa-ru-to-bi. So how come her last name is "Hitomi"? I am aware that it is from her mother, but Naruto only had his mother's surname to hide his identity as the person who has the Kyuubi inside him and is the son of the 4th Hokage. Hiruzen Sarutobi (the 3rd Hokage) made it so. There was a valuable reason. SO how come she has her mother's surname too?

Oh wait, I have one more thing to add to Article 1.o: the fact that her parents died two months after she was born. Dude, really, how can a baby survive when it is only two months of age? And what happened to her parents? Why did they die? Is it significant to her storyline? My OC, I admit, is also an orphan. And so is her friend. The other "orphan" friend, Yuki, is still ongoing in deciding. Me and sagashi23 have no idea if we should just create parents for him or not. But one thing is certain: My OC's parents and clan died because of a midnight massacre. It was an inside job by unknown ninjas. She was spared because she was left last, and the massacre was sounded before they could reach her. She was 4 back then, and in the wake, she was taken care by her other friend's parents, along with the other orphan, Aoi. She was convinced by Orochimaru to be his "underling" (a guinea pig actually) because he made a false promise that once he perfected his "Impure World Resurrection", he will bring her clan back. The impact on her story is that she first wanted to know who killed her clan, but do nothing afterwards. If her clan wasn't dead too, she wouldn't get her power and won't come to Konoha. She won't be my OC and blah blah blah.

Mary-Sue Litmus test score: 35

Article 2.o: The Creator and Her Fans

First, the creator, UchihaPuchiha, is Wapanese, like her fangirls. She is responsible for this monstrosity and is the tracer for Sawaii. Obviously lacking any sense of originality, she resorts to tracing, editing, and using any means possible to make her OC known. The only good thing about her is that... oh, no, wait, there's none that I can think of. She gets mad about people who hates her OC, and that makes her OC even more of a Mary-Sue. She speaks Japanese like hell, and it blinds me so. Her pathetic little fans defend their beloved "goddess", as if she is worth it. Oh, and she abuses the poor English. Some people can speak better than her, even if they are from other countries themselves. I suggest she take up English course or something, or at least make an effort to capitalize some words properly. That's all, nothing else to say about her.

Damn, this took me 2 days.

For any hate comments, they are pretty much loved. That means, I am doing a good job as a hater. Thank you for the ~~love~~ hate, and let us continue the bashing of any Mary-Sues out there.

PS: This rant post is copyrighted to marionette14 / Le Cheshire Cat. Any mention of my OC and her friends are still copyrighted to me and sagashi23. Any mentioned facts above that are not present in my previous documents are all in my storage, collecting dust.

We're all mad,
Le Cheshire Cat / marionette14 / The Master

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The Legend

Friday, April 9, 20104:06 AM

"You and I are flesh and blood. I'm always going to be there for you, even if it's only as an obstacle for you to overcome. Even if you do hate me. That's what big brothers are for."

He was a brother like no other. his face gentle with affection. Smiling as if the radiant sun is his features. His eyes, cold as they may seem, had the twinkle of care for his brother. His duty, however, held terrible secrets behind every word. He was willing to carry out the deed so that he may open a brighter future for his beloved sibling, and from him, he drew his great strength and willingness. He found his purpose to live, and for that, he swore to survive in the cold reality. He wanted to ensure that, even if he lives as a criminal in the eyes of others, his brother is safe in the Village he protected. He lied to his sibling, and adhered to every order of the organization he was forced to be a part of, in exchange for the life of his brother, the one he dears.

He was afflicted with a disease, but he continued to live on. Hanging on with the means of medicine and his will, he desired that, in his last breath, the face of the person he so treasured and protected greatly will be the last thing he sees, even if the light from his eyes are slowly being eaten away. He wanted to smile at him for the last time, and say those words he used to utter to his brother. He wished to tell him the truth when his time comes, the very fact that by sacrificing the people who cared for them was a way to postpone the dark future in store for them and the whole Village, if not completely stop it. He did everything with his brother in mind, so his world will be the one he always dreamt of. His brother did not know how the twinge of happiness he feels in his heart whenever they cross paths again, the pain he so greatly suffers whenever he himself sees his brother with hatred and pain in his eyes, or how it is multiplied when he needs to hurt his own sibling with his own hands.

Such is a great brother, risking everything for his own sibling, an act of pure and sincere love.

ITACHI UCHIHA

"Forgive me, Sasuke. Again, next time."

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I was feeling a bit sentimental today, so I posted something about Itachi Uchiha. He was one of the greatest brothers I have ever known, even if he is an anime character. He lied to Sasuke so his safety is kept. He lived as a criminal, and he has to survive through it all, so that in the end, Sasuke may be able to bring him his well-earned rest. Ah, Itachi, you amaze us so.

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