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Oranges and Grapes: What the heck?
Friday, August 13, 20105:41 AM
So, I know my adorable friends and haters alike have enjoyed my last rant about Sawaii Hitomi. Well, here's my update: a better, clearer rant of the orange-haired, purple-wearing Mary Sue.
I would like to dedicate this to AliciaxItachi, naomi-fanclub, UchihaPoochiha and shinonaru. You guys are awesomesauce! Firstly, let us start with the creator, UchihaPuchiha, or in this case, Puchiha. Seems like she has her eyes slowly opened. Changed the outfit, credited Kishimoto-sama and others for the pictures she used, and even made some changes to her character, but it isn't enough. Let's get this things rolling, shall we? And all information were gotten from hundreds of traces, her character's official information sheet, and some other sources. Oh, and before I ramble on, let me tell you this, Puchiha: just because you keep on crediting and crediting every person who provided you with materials, doesn't mean you're on my good terms. You're still tracing. You could've at least used the pictures to practice out anatomy (hence: reference picture), not go over the lines and pretend that you didn't trace. I'm not making any stories about you tracing, n00b, because you're doing it yourself. Don't act innocent. Just because you can draw doesn't mean I will side with you and your Sue. I still hate the fact that you use every freakin' Sakura Haruno, Tsunade and other anime's pictures just to please your fans. Go die in a hole. kktnxbye. First, the name. Sawaii. What does it mean again? She said it was from Miyu Sawai, the great actress of Japan, but she placed another "i" on the last part. Holy heck. When you do that, Puchiha, the name changes. Sawa= swamp ii=good. So Ms. Good Swamp Pupil of the Eyes, is it? Next, her hobbies. Generic hobbies for a normal person, but she's a ninja, and she should include something ninja-ish, like studying jutsu or something like that. Even Sai likes to draw, which is actually connected to what he does as a ninja. Even the characters do something fruitful like pressing flowers, cactus cultivation etc. Not walking, teasing and eating. Oh, eating, you say? Then she must be like Chouji by now :> Favorite food. HOLYFUDGEBROWNIES. Ramen with Iced Tea? Sounds revolting. And shouldn't ramen be Naruto's signature favorite food? Yet another original Masashi Kishimoto created ripped. Team. One, a team needs three members, and a sensei. She only has Hibiki Ren as her teammate, and their sensei is unknown. Welcome to the word "WHATTHEFUDGE?", dear readers. Family. Okay, so being a Sarutobi isn't so bad at all. Hitomi, mother. WAIT. So, Sawaii is a Hitomi. WHATTHEFUDGE? Shouldn't she be a Sarutobi, like I indicated in my previous rant? What the heck has surname changing have to do with popularity or how you are treated, Sawaii? If you don't want to be hailed as the granddaughter of Hiruzen, try being like the emo jerkass Sasuke. Maybe then, you'll be ignored. Or go kill yourself. That'll be better. Elements/Specialty. HOLYFUDGEBROWNIES, she uses crystal. STILL. Puchiha, don't you learn at all? Crystal is unique to the ever-fabulous Guren. Sorry, Guren, but you had to be ripped. Murasaki Kesshou. Purple Crystal that is used to be a shield, medical jutsu and some other stuff. And it can be broken. Dude, Guren's crystal can be shattered by other jutsus. And it's stronger. Shouldn't be your "crystal" weaker, like you said, and be impervious to even greater weaknesses? I laughed. OHMAHFUDGE. Kage Bunshin? You'd be dead if you use that so much, don't you know that? It divides your chakra, and if you're left with none, it's like you sucked out all your blood. I guess Sawaii chose the most practical suicide. Strength and Weakness. Dude, she's a failure in everything she does? That explains why she lacks any backbone for a story. Oh, and if your crystal isn't for combat, then why can they attack? I've seen that picture of the "Sen man no Kesshou no hari" and they look like kunai crystals to me. So, tell me, aren't they for attacking? Relationships. OHMAHFUDGE. Do I have to facepalm so many times? It hurts. She is liked by everybody. Highly unlikely. If ever Team Hayabusa (Team Falcon) meet her, my adorable OC Akane wouldn't care about her, even if she is a Crystal user. Aoi won't care less. Yuki? let's just say he'd try his charm. Niiro won't give much damn either. And if Akane ever knew that Sawaii an Sasuke ate together, she's flinch at the mere mention of his name. Any person who is affiliated with Sasuke at Sawaii's level is instantly hated by my OC, for she doesn't want anything to do with anyone who is loved by the Chickenhead. History. Uh, wait. Isn't Hiruzen-sama too busy to even take care of Sawaii and Konohamaru at the same time? He's busy overseeing Konoha, Sasuke, and Konohamaru. Did Sawaii have to add to the troubles? And if her parents both died two months after she was born, shouldn't she not know her mother's maiden surname? Of course, her mother, Sayu was married to Arashi, her father, so her name would be "Sarutobi Sayu". Don't make excuses, because I have my point here. Now, what I want to say all along: her appearance and outfit. Let's start with the hair. Holy heck, her fringe are just like Tsunade's. Puchiha admitted that it was Tsunade's fringe that she got for her character. Dude, did you see two canon characters who appeared in manga and anime who have the same hair? No, I think not. In movies, yes, I've seen some, but n00b, please, spare me. Her hair fluctuates, too, from Sakura's bangs to Tsunade's. Poor girls. Next, Puchiha, we don't fucking care of your character has orange hair. Yahiko has the adorable orange hair too, and I don't give a damn about the color. Just don't make it neon orange or yellow, and we're good. Oh, and thanks to Tide-Of-Warm-Blood from dA for pointing out that Sawaii Hitomi looks like Rangiku Matsumoto of Bleach. The outfit is seriously pissing me off. First, her Naruto outfit is a one piece dress with a high collar and those arm things Ino and Sasuke had. Not too much of originality, I see. It's the Shippuden outfit that made me slam my poor head to a wall and suffer a massive headache for a week. I don't freaking care if your character's first Shippuden outfit came first before Sakura's leisure outfit. I want to point out that it was Sakura's top with a shirt on to make a difference, something I feel that you made after they debuted for the first times in Shippuden. And Ino's color sceme was ripped off, yet again. I'm so sorry, my dear Ino, but you'll have to suffer the same headache that is as painful as a hangover (JSYK, I'm just assuming. I never drank alcohol, so I don't know the feeling of a hangover). The shin guards were also copied off from Sakura. Then, the sandals. I've seen Tsunade fight in those, and I know it's as painful as hell. I've tried them with one and two-inches heeled sandals. Sakura's sandals have heels, yes, but they are too low to be painful, and she's emulating her great sensei. Now, she had a fight with her beloved Ren, and her clothes were ripped to shreds. Oh wait, that sounds familiar, the clothes to shreds thing. Didn't Naruto's clothes suffer the same thing during his training with Jiraiya? The new outfit is closely similar to Hotaru, and I'm telling you, the back part of the skirt and the sleeves were the only thing original. I admit, my character has almost the same clothing as Sasuke had in Part I, but I changed that during the Chuunin exams, where she wears her flak jacket (she's a Chuunin by the time Naruto and the others were Genin because of her advanced graduation and promotion), the same red shorts she love, a black turtleneck shirt and her bandages. I've actually placed them to where no bandage was placed in the anime and manga (hello? Bandages covering the elbows? They weren't too comfortable to bend your elbows into, but she survived.). In Shippuden, I changed her outfit to the same high collar, but a red top with dark blue lining (for her best friend, Aoi), black shorts, bandages that cover her left arm, elbow guard for her right, and more bandages for her feet. Nothing special. At least they differ from Sasuke now. Unlike Sawaii, whose shin guards' pink details were from Hotaru's boots details. Ugh, when will the silliness of this matter ever cease? Now, I'll go find myself some cookies and a glass of strawberry juice, then go joke my sister about me drinking "blood". And go prepare myself for a new critic to write. We're all mad, Le Cheshire Cat / marionette14 / The Master / RPC Critic - LSS: Just Wanna Be With You by High School Muical 3's Zac Efron and Vanessa Anne Hudgens Memorable Quote: "Hi, Mae (Jaime /Hai-me/)!" Notes: the All contents are copyrighted fully to me and sagashi23. Long live Team Hayabusa and the RPC Critic! 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