Maia
I am your average person who fangirls a couple of stuff and has an abnormal obsession for perfection.
I rely mostly on information, not experience.
I am a schizoid and a schizotypal.
I tend to be out-of-this-world.
Sai-Osaka-Death the Kid combo.
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Raining Down On The Princess' Parade
Tuesday, October 18, 20116:11 AM
It's very aggravating how my family just loves raining down on the beautiful parade I have.
For instance, tomorrow, the school's celebrating the United Nations day. And as if celebrating a union of countries who did nothing but go off and backstab other nations wasn't enough, now we have to dress up as other nations like we were in a Hetalia cosplay convention. And if that wasn't bad enough, I had to go beat the deadline for an actual costume. We could've just went off in jeans, sneakers and Tshirts with the flags on them, ya know >____________> Second, about the damn costume. I originally planned on going off simple with a Chinese dress, and just a while ago (like... a few hours ago), I had borrowed one from my best friend's sister (which fits me snugly). Them my mother decided to come home with a Malaysian costume that didn't even resemble the Malaysian costume they actually wore. No, it actually resembled a Philippine costume from some region I didn't bother to even remember. It was as hot as hell, too. How the hell am I suppose to survive four friggin' hours of a boring assembly in the school's gymnasium dressed like a red banana? A really sweaty one, in fact. The gymnasium's really, really, really hot, especially in the afternoon (the time of our damn program), so how the fucking hell do I survive?!? She keeps on ramming down my throat her lack of knowledge on how the fathermocking hell do I even survive without suffering heatstroke. For Christ's sake, let me actually wear something that would allow me to breathe in! To make matters worse, my father agrees. Christ, these people want me to die right then and there! Third, the Retro Halloween party. It's more of a retro than a Halloween. That one, I actually like to do. C'mon, dress up? I've been loving it since... recently. IDEK why. I swear. And yes, I'd go as an 80's chick. My costume's all planned out; denim skirt, pantyhose, gloves, oversized shirt and shoes. Then my mother wants me to trash the obviously easy-to-wear oversized shirt that is obviously 80's fashion for the god-awful new tops she brought. AS IF. They look like beachwear, and noooooo, I'm not gonna wear that, not in a million decades. They can go punish me and lock me out in the middle of the night and deprive me of food and water for weeks on end, but I will never wear those. NO. I refuse to. How the hell do these people forget the fashion of their era? And not to mention that THOSE BLOUSES DON'T GO WITH THE SKIRT, OR ANYTHING IN MY GODDAMN OUTFIT. I keep on protesting, but you know parents, they're all too close-minded on stuff. Thinking they know it all. Yeah right. And then there's my annoying little sister, who loves being the right one. Sige na, ako na ang mali. 'Lang 'ya 'to. Kung mukhang pambeach sa akin, mukhang pambeach! Hindi ko kailangan ng opiniyon mo, letse. Alam kong gustong-gusto mo yung mga pantaas na ganun, ero pasensya ka, ako hindi. Kaya wag mong ipagduldulan sa akin na okay silang suotin. My god. There goes another pointless rant. Off to finish the character sketches for something~. Fashion trend's something that I go along or against with Princess the Ripper Labels: 80's fashion, goddamn fathermockers, Hetalia, Le Cheshire Cat, Maia, marionette14, my family, Princess the Ripper, rant, retro party, UN |
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Goodbye
Wednesday, April 6, 20115:41 AM
"We may part, but our memories will remain." I have been a member of KHQ since 2007, and it was a blast, really. In that one, special forum, I experienced every bit of humanity my status as a branded "loner" in school never gave. It was there were I first tasted how to be in a virtual crowd, with people of different ideologies. I have started out nothing more than a n00b, and with a special group's help, I was changed. KHQ was the place where I paved my way to becoming who I am now, and with its death, KHQDLS, the group of four, special girls, died with it as well. I am a n00b-turned-fan of KHQDLS, thanks to what they made my eyes see, albeit in a hard way. And forever will my heart hold a special place of the bright orange-and-blue forum of KHQ, its memories, the epicness of the DLS girls, and those moments I had in the Role-Playing board. It is quite a nostalgic moment for me to be writing this piece of crapload, but what the hell. To all my friends, enemies, the veterans, the newbies, and everybody else who has been a part of the KHQ legacy, may we all still be united by one common thing, the memories that we will treasure in our hearts forever. Rest In Peace KHQ Headquarters July 2004- February 2011 May you lay in our hearts forever with no regrets You are gone, but you will still be remembered As the home of KHQers who shared memories with each other A random princess stuck with you commoners Princess the Ripper Labels: Goodbye, KHQ, KHQDLS, Maia, Memories, Princess the Ripper, R.I.P |
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She's a Sue. Your arguement is invalid.
Tuesday, December 28, 20105:42 AM
EDIT ;; Add nine points to her 56 points. Wanna know why? Just scroll down... EDIT AGAIN ;; I added some stuff, and... just read down, will ya? Stupid lazyass reader xDD OHAI blog. I am just here to update my latest Sawaii discoveries. Because I have been observing Sawaii's general story for about a year, I refreshed my hate inbox and tested out this crap in Springhole's Mary Sue Litmus Test yet again. The last two times I did that, She scored a 35 and a 40, respectively. Now, hold on to the edge of your seats, hold those things you're munching on and see the Sue's score:  Warning. Big picture is big. Just click it. So, Sawaii scored a 56. No, I read every question carefully. Want to know what questions I ticked? Is or does your character's name... Your name, variation of your name, nickname, screenname, or any name that has been applied to you? (Spelling it differently or changing it a little counts.) Sawaii Hitomi's creator, Puchiha, keeps on being called as "Sawaii-hime", "Sawaii-chan", "Sawa-hime" and other names that, obviously, went with this little factor here. Any ordinary name spelled or changed so that it's more unusual? Sawaii Hitomi's name is from Miyu Sawai. Changed the spelling. Added an "i". It's just the same .________. Something that your character chose for him/herself? Sawaii chose to be named as "Sawaii Hitomi", instead of "Sawaii Sarutobi" because she didn't want to be called as "Honorable Granddaughter". fgsfds Is your character also known by a cool nickname or unique title/address? Apparently, Sawaii is also referred to as "ShouHime", because she is the "Princess of Crystal". As I have mentioned somewhere in my two previous rants, "ShouHime" is NEVER a Japanese word for "Princess of Crystal". It can be "Kesshou-hime" or "Kesshou no Oujo". But, in Puchiha's twisted idea of Japanese language, it's a word. FFFFUUUUU. Are The Rules of the universe bent or broken for your character? (Like joining a group despite being too old or too young.) "The Rules" refer to a couple of things in Naruverse. For example: A kekkei genkai can only be passed genetically. Sawaii's mother, Sayu, got the Shouton from who-knows-where, and passes it down to Sawaii. Another one is: once you're a missing-nin, you are typically marked for death simply for defecting. But Sawaii goes back to Konoha without a judgement, yadda yadda, and goes off with her life. Eh? Is your character the best or among the best at anything he/she does? Is he/she famous/reknowned for any of these? Since in her universe, Guren, Sayu and Sawaii are the only crystal users, she may be one of the best. And in Konoha, she is referred to as "ShouHime" to prove that is is renowned for this. Does your character have unfairly restrictive parents/guardians? Well, Hiruzen is restrictive when it comes to Sawaii. As a matter of fact, he didn't want Sawaii to go out. Shouldn't Konohamaru be in the same fate? I facepalmed. Is your character nobility, closely related to a noble, or at least a rough equivalent? (President, governor, etc.) Sarutobi Hiruzen, Third Hokage, anyone? Is your character extremely popular or renowned where he/she comes from or frequents? In Konoha? Why, yes. Was your character orphaned, abandoned, kicked out, or at least raised by a family/person that was not his/her own family? Orphaned at the Kyuubi Attack. Sayu and Arashi died, just like some other people during that incident, and left Sawaii in Hiruzen's care. Same old story. Was a major villain responsible for the death of the parents or guardians? Uchiha Madara, though indirectly. Do you feel insulted, attacked, or defensive when someone does not like your character? Puchiha is defensive. She goes off in a million ways on how her Sue isn't, in any way, very similar to other characters, just similar. But if you go and frankendoll Tsunade's bangs with Ino's hair length, Sakura's over-all style, Hotaru's clothing style, Yahiko's hair color, Guren's powers and Shizune's position as the fourth immediate member of the Konoha Kunoichi Medical Team, we have Sawaii. Hooray. /sarcasm If people don't like your character, do you believe it's just because they don't "get" him or her? This is quite redundant, and so true. Was your character trained in some art by or with a canon character? From what I know, Sawaii was trained in medical ninjutsu by Tsunade, and apparently, trained with the Fifth Hokage. Enough evidence. Does your character share tastes or a hobby with a canon character? She has identical tastes and/or hobbies with Haruno Sakura. Is your character closely related to a canon character? Asuma's niece, Konohamaru's cousin, Hiruzen's grandchild. Three birds with one stone. Is your character liked by all the canon characters you like? Even characters that are not known for their friendly, outgoing attitudes? Everyone in Konoha likes her, even Sasuke. And Neji. WHAT? How many major characters fall for your character? Three. Uchiha Sasuke, Toushiro Hitsugaya and Ciel Phantomhive. No word on Echizen Ryoma, Noctis, Edward Elric, Lelouch Lamperouge, Teito (whoever that is), Himura Kenshin, Hibari Kyoya, and Natsume (from Gakuen Alice). Does your character become the boyfriend/girlfriend of a canon character? Sleep with a canon character? End up married to him/her? Does your character fall for the characters that that you fall for? Yes to all four questions. Obviously referring to SasuSwamp/SasuSawa here. They even have these deranged kids that looks like Sasuke, Sawaii and Itachi. Meet Sasuke Jr. A.K.A. O'Chibi, Sawaii Jr. A.K.A. Chibi Sa-chii, Ita-chin and Puchiha. Last time I checked, O'Chibi is a nickname for Echizen Ryoma, indicating that he is the smallest of all the Seigaku Regulars. Given by Kikumaru Eiji. Sa-chii WOULD be a real Japanese name without the dash, Ita-chin is just like giving your kid the name "Chin" (as in, the lowest part of your face) and Puchiha? Self-insert. Check the name. Uchiha Puchiha. The creator's own username. Does your character make canon characters realize their romantic feelings for each other? Did a 'something special' not exist at all until your character came along? I'm so sorry, Duckhead, but Sawaii is your culprit here. Even if I enjoy seeing you get tortured, even by an ostrich, I can't bear this kind of humiliation for you. Does your character end up living with or especially close to any of the canon characters? Lives with Konohamaru and Hiruzen, as far as I know. Does your character look how you wish you look? Well, as far as I can see, Sawaii is the manifestation of Puchiha's own wishes. Look. Puchiha calls Sasuke "Her Hubby". She is obsessed with Ciel. She loves Toshirou. And her creation, Sawaii Hitomi, do, too. Apparently, Sawaii isn't Puchiha's character, but is Puchiha herself. Welcome to "Self-Insert Sue", may I help you? How many major characters does your character fall for? Same as the answered question of "How many major characters fall for your character?", we have three victims. Though I suspect we can add someone to the list. Can you guess who? And it just occurred to me that Puchiha has two "RPCs" paired with two of the males I have paired with my own OCs. Uchiha Sasuke and Echizen Ryoma. I don't even like those two ._____. I hate how they are "OMAGAWD LEWK AT MEEE I HAZ UNLIMITED POWAH LOLOLOLOL I R GOD DESU." Good thing I am obsessed more with Gokudera Hayato than Hibari Kyoya. Now, let us take some time to answer the creator's statements. 1. Im tired of you guys...so i dont care! We are, too. Tired of your Role Playing Crap. 2. Im not a major important naruto rpc that gonna really pick up by TVtokyo to be soon appear in anime..so whats the deal to be jealous or worry about?? We never said anything about Sawaii getting a role in the manga or anime. Oh, jealous? Us? Don't make me laugh. Hate is different from jealousy. I would like to grab a dictionary, bookmark the page were "hate" and "jealousy" are defined, and throw it at you. Hopefully, you'll catch the dictionary and read the stupid meaning. Wait. Waitafuckingsecond. "Im not a major important naruto rpc" ?!? D-did I see it right? Did anybody see it, too, or is it just me? I won't derail the ranting about Sawaii with how repetitive Puchiha is with her words (major? important?) and her lack of the usage of punctuation marks, but for the love of fudge, did she just refer to herself as "not a major important naruto rpc" ?!? See? SEE?!? Sawaii is a self-insert. Darling, Puchiha, if you're gonna "explain" to "haters" about things you need to clear up with your so-called "RPC" (yes, it should be capitalized, bish), don't make it (since the RPC is still a tool) look like a self-insert if you want all the hate to subside. You're making it worse. You are not your character. Making self-inserts is a horrible idea. You've just bought a one-way ticket to hell, my dear. Please read the italicized, bolded and underlined text. Hopefully, it should be enough. If you want, I could even slam it in front of you in a nice 72-point font size. 3. Kishimoto didnt know me or my rpc, so, why do you guys wanna proof when you said my character is not so perfect in naruto world, whereas kishimoto isnt gonna take her to be a real character. Let's see. Kishimoto never knew ANY of our own OCs, or your Role Playing Crap. But making a character for an established Universe has rules to be followed. You obviously overlooked that BIG detail. When you miss the sign delivered by a brick, and a stone, we're delivering the sign that is with a boulder. Hopefully, you get the message. 4. Im not so popular like Bella Swan to make you guys have the time to write a journal about Sawaii, so dont waste time for me..its useless..^^ We do this for our own humor. It humors me to find n00bs like you, because you leave large signs that you obviously mislooked rules of making an OC and of the 'Net. Read Encyclopedia Dramatica, my dear Puchiha, and you will learn. Like I did. And speaking of Bella Swan, did you know that Sawaii is like an orange-haired version of the Twilight Mary Sue named Isabella Swan? Please see Alicia-x-Itachi's LJ for more information. "Alicia's Random Ruthless Rants". Go. Google it. 5. Im learning japanese, i respect other languages SO MUCH bcz my teacher said there's no language superior than the other"I know the basic of japanese, i know their culture and im learning them like im learning English. I do, too, and in learning a language, you must also know the grammar. We get the idea that you're learning Japanese as much as I am (hey, I have dreams of going to Japan someday, for work purposes), but using Japanese excessively and making up your own words just to prove that you can make up something "cool" makes you a weaboo, not a Nippon-learning student. If you are really learning Japanese, translate this: Dare ka ga anata o oshieru tame ni shutoku shite kudasai (誰かがあなたを教えるために取得してください). D8 6. Im not a pro, im a person that still need to learn and also need to be guided..  So am I. Don't use that excuse. We're not talking about you, we're talking about your Frankendoll. And wait. By the way we understand your sentence, being a"pro" doesn't make you a person? What?!? 7. Sawaii Hitomi is my creation, when i said that, its my own imagination and inspiration that i can make where's nobody order me to change...only if you are my manager after i become a mangaka..ahaha ^^ We don't need to be your manager to tell you what parts you need to change. And even if I was your manager and you were the mangaka and Sawaii is a character there, I'd tell you to trash her story and start all over again. 8. After this, i wont involve with any haters again..im tired already Well, I'd give you a year. 9. Haters are free to said anything, bcz you can only hate, but if you learn to love, then love ^^ Oh, no no no, my dear. I am a human being capable of hating, loving, caring, and other emotions. We are not robots who can only feel one emotion, and at times, it is an empty one. Do not try to make us, the haters, look similar to robots and stupid fans who would suck up to you because you are great in their eyes. Oh, my. It would seem that Sawaii isn't only just for ruining Naruto, but also Gundam Seed! Meet Sawaii Hitomi, half-sibling of Shinn Asuka, and is called "Awaii". When will these things end? WHEN? WHEN WE KILL IT WITH FIRE? ... Good idea :> Goodbye. The Master Labels: Mary-Sue, Sawaii Hitomi, Your arguement is invalid. |
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Memories
Thursday, November 4, 20103:57 AM
It has been long since I posted here. And I present:
Memories. I have been inside the awesome KHQDLS blog yet again, well, because I was curious, okay? I was reading every post that humored me today when I saw the posts about me. You know what? I didn't think that the person they were talking about was me. I was like watching this sort of old movie about somebody else, because I can't imaging I did all those sorta stuff. I was laughing a good ten minutes when I saw this post: Like Sasori the Puppeteer, for instance. The character in Naruto is so much bomb, I even fangirl-ed him for a while. But the KHQ-er, Maia, failed to amaze me. The only thing amazing about her is how her face can make any computer lag at any given moment, at any given time. That, and the fact that she continues to be that annoying prick that no one wants. She's like a zit, really. You know it looks so gross, but it just won't go away. I admired this post, really, because Pseudonym taught that about my username. Quite frankly, I was fangirling him at that time. But still, I was laughing because it was true. -- MAIA ;; darling. Please. You didn't make this list because I really loved you. You're here because I want to tell you to stop murdering memes, stop plagiarizing goddamned RP bios, AND PLEASE. DEAR GOD. STOP. TRYING. TO BE. LIKE THE DLS GIRLS. may god bless your soul. Yes, I was a horrible RPer then. Reese and the others pointed it out. And if it wasn't for them, I would be stuck in that horrible past up until now. BTW, Maia, you just ruined one of the internet's memes. kk-tnx-bye - Maia Ahaha, okaaaayyyy. kkthxbai, Kris I actually got that from someone I know, Kris, but hey, I made a mistake back then, and now, I'm laughing because of it. Here is one of the proofs that I was a horrible RPer back then, courtesy of Kris. Maia - Sasori the Puppeteer - OMG, SHE'S BACK, FOLKS! She's Mary Sue, if you've read our posts before. If you haven't, go and read them. But yes, as I was saying. Can you not have anymore originality? If you're going to leech off of someone's work, don't make it too obvious. And hard as you try, you know you're still going to Ifail@lifeville. I never could imagine that I was that horrible. Haha. I sucked badly at RPing because I was stuck with one-liners, and tried to adjust to the longer style, so I sucked bad. There is one more blog post, but even if it doesn't contain my name, I know it's me. It stated that I labeled them as "cowardly bitches". Yes, I did that. I was a stupid, stupid fool. Hehe. I wanted to apologize for that, but I don't remember if I did. Reese-chuu, if you're reading this, please remind me if I ever said sorry. Now here is a post from May 21. By Kris. 6. Maia - Bet you were waiting for this, weren't you? Save the best for last (Or worse, in her case)! Maia. You know her. Why do I even have to include her in this list? But yeah. Maia is Maia. She's been quiet though. I wonder what she's up to, if she is up to anything, yeah. =)) Hmm, May? About that time, I was getting ready for school. And seriously bored at that time, like I am now. That is why I'm writing this post. Try checking out Kris's May 7 post about me, too. That was not very helpful in refreshing memory, but I do think I said those things. I can't remember. Sorry, Chemistry drained my brain of all the immature stuff I had. But when she mentioned that I was being immature for ignoring the flames, I had a question formed in my head. Why is immaturity connected with ignorance of flaming? You guys flame, I ignore. Doesn't that make the flaming stop, even for a bit? I tried to take the matters maturely by not commenting about every single flame post. But past is past, so I guess I'll leave that. Pseudonym also mentioned about the same topic Kris said in her May posts. Wait, I can answer one of her questions there. Yes, I can spell your whole username. I just haven't got any patience for it. I am lazy, as you can see. Well, all I can say about the other posts now is that I can't even remember any of those things I did. Sorry, but I told you guys: Chemistry sucked all the immaturity and the stupid memories it held withing its grasp. I can't seem to remember any of those, and that sasoripuppeteer website? I didn't know I had that in the past xDD Sorry. No, I am not masking how much I remember any of these, because quite frankly, I don't think I'm lying here. Yes, I do also admit I Now, I'll present a better line, because I sound so retarded with "We're all mad". I like something better! Memories. Ran Ran Ran Byakuran~! This is the female named Maia in the interwebz, signing off. Labels: DLS, KHQ, KHQDLS, Kris, Le Cheshire Cat, Long Live, marionette14, Maturity, Memories, Mesh, Polla, Reese, The Master |
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Oranges and Grapes: What the heck?
Friday, August 13, 20105:41 AM
So, I know my adorable friends and haters alike have enjoyed my last rant about Sawaii Hitomi. Well, here's my update: a better, clearer rant of the orange-haired, purple-wearing Mary Sue.
I would like to dedicate this to AliciaxItachi, naomi-fanclub, UchihaPoochiha and shinonaru. You guys are awesomesauce! Firstly, let us start with the creator, UchihaPuchiha, or in this case, Puchiha. Seems like she has her eyes slowly opened. Changed the outfit, credited Kishimoto-sama and others for the pictures she used, and even made some changes to her character, but it isn't enough. Let's get this things rolling, shall we? And all information were gotten from hundreds of traces, her character's official information sheet, and some other sources. Oh, and before I ramble on, let me tell you this, Puchiha: just because you keep on crediting and crediting every person who provided you with materials, doesn't mean you're on my good terms. You're still tracing. You could've at least used the pictures to practice out anatomy (hence: reference picture), not go over the lines and pretend that you didn't trace. I'm not making any stories about you tracing, n00b, because you're doing it yourself. Don't act innocent. Just because you can draw doesn't mean I will side with you and your Sue. I still hate the fact that you use every freakin' Sakura Haruno, Tsunade and other anime's pictures just to please your fans. Go die in a hole. kktnxbye. First, the name. Sawaii. What does it mean again? She said it was from Miyu Sawai, the great actress of Japan, but she placed another "i" on the last part. Holy heck. When you do that, Puchiha, the name changes. Sawa= swamp ii=good. So Ms. Good Swamp Pupil of the Eyes, is it? Next, her hobbies. Generic hobbies for a normal person, but she's a ninja, and she should include something ninja-ish, like studying jutsu or something like that. Even Sai likes to draw, which is actually connected to what he does as a ninja. Even the characters do something fruitful like pressing flowers, cactus cultivation etc. Not walking, teasing and eating. Oh, eating, you say? Then she must be like Chouji by now :> Favorite food. HOLYFUDGEBROWNIES. Ramen with Iced Tea? Sounds revolting. And shouldn't ramen be Naruto's signature favorite food? Yet another original Masashi Kishimoto created ripped. Team. One, a team needs three members, and a sensei. She only has Hibiki Ren as her teammate, and their sensei is unknown. Welcome to the word "WHATTHEFUDGE?", dear readers. Family. Okay, so being a Sarutobi isn't so bad at all. Hitomi, mother. WAIT. So, Sawaii is a Hitomi. WHATTHEFUDGE? Shouldn't she be a Sarutobi, like I indicated in my previous rant? What the heck has surname changing have to do with popularity or how you are treated, Sawaii? If you don't want to be hailed as the granddaughter of Hiruzen, try being like the emo jerkass Sasuke. Maybe then, you'll be ignored. Or go kill yourself. That'll be better. Elements/Specialty. HOLYFUDGEBROWNIES, she uses crystal. STILL. Puchiha, don't you learn at all? Crystal is unique to the ever-fabulous Guren. Sorry, Guren, but you had to be ripped. Murasaki Kesshou. Purple Crystal that is used to be a shield, medical jutsu and some other stuff. And it can be broken. Dude, Guren's crystal can be shattered by other jutsus. And it's stronger. Shouldn't be your "crystal" weaker, like you said, and be impervious to even greater weaknesses? I laughed. OHMAHFUDGE. Kage Bunshin? You'd be dead if you use that so much, don't you know that? It divides your chakra, and if you're left with none, it's like you sucked out all your blood. I guess Sawaii chose the most practical suicide. Strength and Weakness. Dude, she's a failure in everything she does? That explains why she lacks any backbone for a story. Oh, and if your crystal isn't for combat, then why can they attack? I've seen that picture of the "Sen man no Kesshou no hari" and they look like kunai crystals to me. So, tell me, aren't they for attacking? Relationships. OHMAHFUDGE. Do I have to facepalm so many times? It hurts. She is liked by everybody. Highly unlikely. If ever Team Hayabusa (Team Falcon) meet her, my adorable OC Akane wouldn't care about her, even if she is a Crystal user. Aoi won't care less. Yuki? let's just say he'd try his charm. Niiro won't give much damn either. And if Akane ever knew that Sawaii an Sasuke ate together, she's flinch at the mere mention of his name. Any person who is affiliated with Sasuke at Sawaii's level is instantly hated by my OC, for she doesn't want anything to do with anyone who is loved by the Chickenhead. History. Uh, wait. Isn't Hiruzen-sama too busy to even take care of Sawaii and Konohamaru at the same time? He's busy overseeing Konoha, Sasuke, and Konohamaru. Did Sawaii have to add to the troubles? And if her parents both died two months after she was born, shouldn't she not know her mother's maiden surname? Of course, her mother, Sayu was married to Arashi, her father, so her name would be "Sarutobi Sayu". Don't make excuses, because I have my point here. Now, what I want to say all along: her appearance and outfit. Let's start with the hair. Holy heck, her fringe are just like Tsunade's. Puchiha admitted that it was Tsunade's fringe that she got for her character. Dude, did you see two canon characters who appeared in manga and anime who have the same hair? No, I think not. In movies, yes, I've seen some, but n00b, please, spare me. Her hair fluctuates, too, from Sakura's bangs to Tsunade's. Poor girls. Next, Puchiha, we don't fucking care of your character has orange hair. Yahiko has the adorable orange hair too, and I don't give a damn about the color. Just don't make it neon orange or yellow, and we're good. Oh, and thanks to Tide-Of-Warm-Blood from dA for pointing out that Sawaii Hitomi looks like Rangiku Matsumoto of Bleach. The outfit is seriously pissing me off. First, her Naruto outfit is a one piece dress with a high collar and those arm things Ino and Sasuke had. Not too much of originality, I see. It's the Shippuden outfit that made me slam my poor head to a wall and suffer a massive headache for a week. I don't freaking care if your character's first Shippuden outfit came first before Sakura's leisure outfit. I want to point out that it was Sakura's top with a shirt on to make a difference, something I feel that you made after they debuted for the first times in Shippuden. And Ino's color sceme was ripped off, yet again. I'm so sorry, my dear Ino, but you'll have to suffer the same headache that is as painful as a hangover (JSYK, I'm just assuming. I never drank alcohol, so I don't know the feeling of a hangover). The shin guards were also copied off from Sakura. Then, the sandals. I've seen Tsunade fight in those, and I know it's as painful as hell. I've tried them with one and two-inches heeled sandals. Sakura's sandals have heels, yes, but they are too low to be painful, and she's emulating her great sensei. Now, she had a fight with her beloved Ren, and her clothes were ripped to shreds. Oh wait, that sounds familiar, the clothes to shreds thing. Didn't Naruto's clothes suffer the same thing during his training with Jiraiya? The new outfit is closely similar to Hotaru, and I'm telling you, the back part of the skirt and the sleeves were the only thing original. I admit, my character has almost the same clothing as Sasuke had in Part I, but I changed that during the Chuunin exams, where she wears her flak jacket (she's a Chuunin by the time Naruto and the others were Genin because of her advanced graduation and promotion), the same red shorts she love, a black turtleneck shirt and her bandages. I've actually placed them to where no bandage was placed in the anime and manga (hello? Bandages covering the elbows? They weren't too comfortable to bend your elbows into, but she survived.). In Shippuden, I changed her outfit to the same high collar, but a red top with dark blue lining (for her best friend, Aoi), black shorts, bandages that cover her left arm, elbow guard for her right, and more bandages for her feet. Nothing special. At least they differ from Sasuke now. Unlike Sawaii, whose shin guards' pink details were from Hotaru's boots details. Ugh, when will the silliness of this matter ever cease? Now, I'll go find myself some cookies and a glass of strawberry juice, then go joke my sister about me drinking "blood". And go prepare myself for a new critic to write. We're all mad, Le Cheshire Cat / marionette14 / The Master / RPC Critic - LSS: Just Wanna Be With You by High School Muical 3's Zac Efron and Vanessa Anne Hudgens Memorable Quote: "Hi, Mae (Jaime /Hai-me/)!" Notes: the All contents are copyrighted fully to me and sagashi23. Long live Team Hayabusa and the RPC Critic! Labels: AliciaxItachi, art theft, despicable OC, idiocy, idiot, Le Cheshire Cat, marionette14, Mary-Sue, naomi-fanclub, OMFG SAVE ME, Sawaii Hitomi, shironaru, The Master, uchihapoochiha, What |
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All hail the Mary-Sue!
Wednesday, April 21, 20105:04 AM
I have been searching random stuff all over the Internet, when I remembered Mary-Sues. So here I am, writing about the most horrible creature ever to exist in fanfictions and fanarts, I wish to present the case of one of the most despicable Naruto OCs ever: Hitomi Sawaii.
Article 1.o: General Information. I have been thoroughly scanning UchihaPuchiha's gallery in deviantArt and her Photobucket gallery, and there are absolutely no traces of anything about her past. There are pictures of her parents, but there are no reasons to why her character, Hitomi Sawaii, has the Shouton or Crystal Style, which is unique to the anime-only character Guren. Narutopedia has stated that the Chakra Natures responsible for creating the Crystal Style is unknown. If ever Sawaii has "miraculously" been able to utilize Shouton, wouldn't that make her Guren's relative, not Asuma, Hiruzen, and Konohamaru's relative, instead? She once claimed that she used Shouton because she was inspired by Guren's Style. And here's a quote from the Crystal Style in Narutopedia: "The Crystal (結晶, Kesshō) nature, used by Guren, is created by simultaneously combining the Earth nature and another unspecified nature. This nature allows for the use of Crystal Release (晶遁, Shōton) ninjutsu. (Anime-only)" "It is seen only in the anime, and its only known user is Guren. " So now I'm asking: HOW THE HELL DID SAWAII LEARN CRYSTAL STYLE? Shouton is a classified "Kekkei Genkai", which means "Bloodline Limit". It is described as " abilities passed down genetically in specific clans. Kekkei Genkai and their related jutsu can't be taught or copied by others, but it is possible to confer the ability to another person if it's localized in a particular organ like the eyes via organ transplant." by Narutopedia. Please, spare us from the ungodly irrelevance of your imaginations, UchihaPuchiha. Next, Sawaii is described as "ShouHime" which, in Suethor's description, "Princess Of Crystal". Now let me tell you this, UchihaPuchiha, "Princess Of Crystal", in Japanese, is "Kessho no Ojo". "Crystal Princess" is "Kessho Hime". Get this, she thinks that Mokuton is Earth Syle. Dude, it's Doton, not Mokuton. It is Wood Release, not Earth Release. Again, check the resources. Oh, and JSYK, here's her actual quote: "i had change her style form earth style to crystal style so it is no longer Mokuton but Shoton....yeah!!" See the epic phailness? She actually believes that "Pingu" is a Japanese Word. Actually, there are no "Pingu" in the Japanese Dictionary. So stop using the name in the show "Pingu" as a japanese name. kktnx. Oh, and what else? Ah. Her OC and Sasuke's "kids". I have this feeling she didn't even study Genetics. I don't know about her school, but I think it was taught sometime in High School. If their offsprings are of the EXACTLY THE SAME looks as their parents, it's asexual reproduction :> Normal kids whose parents undergo sexual reproduction have their genes mixed. For example: a red-headed, green-eyed male and a blonde, brown-eyed female can have a daughter with red hair and brown eyes, or another child with blonde hair and green eyes. Oh, and what kind of sick, twisted parent names their kids "O'chibi, Ita-chin and Puchiha"? Dude, that's just wrong. Just no. I have also seen that Sawaii has Ciel falling for her, too. Dude, if you are to create an OC to fit with Ciel, make another, and make sure she's the same age as darling Ciel. Oh, and I just remembered, Ciel has Elizabeth for his fiancee, and he's contended. So, no, just no. Now, let's move to her clothing. It's very much obvious that her OC's Shippuden clothes (her Naruto clothers are original, actually) are the EXACT copy of Sakura's. Do they shop together, or does UchihaPuchiha lack any sense of imagination? Purple is spammed, since she uses it too much, it's blinding. Spare us. Every Naruto fan knows that purple is Ino's slogan, and her's only. Do you see any more character who wears mainly purple? No. Just no. Since the start of her debut, Ino has made it known, although indirectly, that purple is her color. Jeez. I'll have to say that my OC's clothes at the start is similar to Sasuke's, but it's because it was a gift to her, since her parents knew that she wanted to be a ninja herself, so they bought her clothes for her to wear when she becomes one. The Shippuden outfit is only a girl-style polo, with the collar popped up. She wears a similar style, but with longer sleeves and the collar arranged, in her spare time. Vest, shorts, sandals, all that shizz. But please, we all can see that it's the exact copy of Sakura's. Her much older outfit makes her look like a slut. Dude, her breasts are even unstable in size. Some pictures have her in Tsunade-style breasts, while others have them Sakura-size. Dude, be stable. I'll be adding one more thing here: her name. First, Sawaii is not even a real word. I searched it in Wikipedia, but no matches to "Sawaii". As naomi-fanclub at dA said, sawaii may be a combination of sasuke/sakura and kawaii. Yet another case of epic phailness. Another thing, her father is a Sarutobi. Sa-ru-to-bi. So how come her last name is "Hitomi"? I am aware that it is from her mother, but Naruto only had his mother's surname to hide his identity as the person who has the Kyuubi inside him and is the son of the 4th Hokage. Hiruzen Sarutobi (the 3rd Hokage) made it so. There was a valuable reason. SO how come she has her mother's surname too? Oh wait, I have one more thing to add to Article 1.o: the fact that her parents died two months after she was born. Dude, really, how can a baby survive when it is only two months of age? And what happened to her parents? Why did they die? Is it significant to her storyline? My OC, I admit, is also an orphan. And so is her friend. The other "orphan" friend, Yuki, is still ongoing in deciding. Me and sagashi23 have no idea if we should just create parents for him or not. But one thing is certain: My OC's parents and clan died because of a midnight massacre. It was an inside job by unknown ninjas. She was spared because she was left last, and the massacre was sounded before they could reach her. She was 4 back then, and in the wake, she was taken care by her other friend's parents, along with the other orphan, Aoi. She was convinced by Orochimaru to be his "underling" (a guinea pig actually) because he made a false promise that once he perfected his "Impure World Resurrection", he will bring her clan back. The impact on her story is that she first wanted to know who killed her clan, but do nothing afterwards. If her clan wasn't dead too, she wouldn't get her power and won't come to Konoha. She won't be my OC and blah blah blah. Mary-Sue Litmus test score: 35 Article 2.o: The Creator and Her Fans First, the creator, UchihaPuchiha, is Wapanese, like her fangirls. She is responsible for this monstrosity and is the tracer for Sawaii. Obviously lacking any sense of originality, she resorts to tracing, editing, and using any means possible to make her OC known. The only good thing about her is that... oh, no, wait, there's none that I can think of. She gets mad about people who hates her OC, and that makes her OC even more of a Mary-Sue. She speaks Japanese like hell, and it blinds me so. Her pathetic little fans defend their beloved "goddess", as if she is worth it. Oh, and she abuses the poor English. Some people can speak better than her, even if they are from other countries themselves. I suggest she take up English course or something, or at least make an effort to capitalize some words properly. That's all, nothing else to say about her. Damn, this took me 2 days. For any hate comments, they are pretty much loved. That means, I am doing a good job as a hater. Thank you for the PS: This rant post is copyrighted to marionette14 / Le Cheshire Cat. Any mention of my OC and her friends are still copyrighted to me and sagashi23. Any mentioned facts above that are not present in my previous documents are all in my storage, collecting dust. We're all mad, Le Cheshire Cat / marionette14 / The Master Labels: case, despicable OC, how the fuck did she learn Shouton?, Le Cheshire Cat, marionette14, Mary-Sue, OMFG SAVE ME, Sawaii Hitomi, Sawaii is fucking gay, The Master |
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The Legend
Friday, April 9, 20104:06 AM
 "You and I are flesh and blood. I'm always going to be there for you, even if it's only as an obstacle for you to overcome. Even if you do hate me. That's what big brothers are for." He was a brother like no other. his face gentle with affection. Smiling as if the radiant sun is his features. His eyes, cold as they may seem, had the twinkle of care for his brother. His duty, however, held terrible secrets behind every word. He was willing to carry out the deed so that he may open a brighter future for his beloved sibling, and from him, he drew his great strength and willingness. He found his purpose to live, and for that, he swore to survive in the cold reality. He wanted to ensure that, even if he lives as a criminal in the eyes of others, his brother is safe in the Village he protected. He lied to his sibling, and adhered to every order of the organization he was forced to be a part of, in exchange for the life of his brother, the one he dears. He was afflicted with a disease, but he continued to live on. Hanging on with the means of medicine and his will, he desired that, in his last breath, the face of the person he so treasured and protected greatly will be the last thing he sees, even if the light from his eyes are slowly being eaten away. He wanted to smile at him for the last time, and say those words he used to utter to his brother. He wished to tell him the truth when his time comes, the very fact that by sacrificing the people who cared for them was a way to postpone the dark future in store for them and the whole Village, if not completely stop it. He did everything with his brother in mind, so his world will be the one he always dreamt of. His brother did not know how the twinge of happiness he feels in his heart whenever they cross paths again, the pain he so greatly suffers whenever he himself sees his brother with hatred and pain in his eyes, or how it is multiplied when he needs to hurt his own sibling with his own hands. Such is a great brother, risking everything for his own sibling, an act of pure and sincere love. ITACHI UCHIHA "Forgive me, Sasuke. Again, next time."  ~0~ I was feeling a bit sentimental today, so I posted something about Itachi Uchiha. He was one of the greatest brothers I have ever known, even if he is an anime character. He lied to Sasuke so his safety is kept. He lived as a criminal, and he has to survive through it all, so that in the end, Sasuke may be able to bring him his well-earned rest. Ah, Itachi, you amaze us so. Labels: itachi uchiha |
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