Maia
I am your average person who fangirls a couple of stuff and has an abnormal obsession for perfection.
I rely mostly on information, not experience.
I am a schizoid and a schizotypal.
I tend to be out-of-this-world.
Sai-Osaka-Death the Kid combo.
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She's a Sue. Your arguement is invalid.
Tuesday, December 28, 20105:42 AM
EDIT ;; Add nine points to her 56 points. Wanna know why? Just scroll down... EDIT AGAIN ;; I added some stuff, and... just read down, will ya? Stupid lazyass reader xDD OHAI blog. I am just here to update my latest Sawaii discoveries. Because I have been observing Sawaii's general story for about a year, I refreshed my hate inbox and tested out this crap in Springhole's Mary Sue Litmus Test yet again. The last two times I did that, She scored a 35 and a 40, respectively. Now, hold on to the edge of your seats, hold those things you're munching on and see the Sue's score:  Warning. Big picture is big. Just click it. So, Sawaii scored a 56. No, I read every question carefully. Want to know what questions I ticked? Is or does your character's name... Your name, variation of your name, nickname, screenname, or any name that has been applied to you? (Spelling it differently or changing it a little counts.) Sawaii Hitomi's creator, Puchiha, keeps on being called as "Sawaii-hime", "Sawaii-chan", "Sawa-hime" and other names that, obviously, went with this little factor here. Any ordinary name spelled or changed so that it's more unusual? Sawaii Hitomi's name is from Miyu Sawai. Changed the spelling. Added an "i". It's just the same .________. Something that your character chose for him/herself? Sawaii chose to be named as "Sawaii Hitomi", instead of "Sawaii Sarutobi" because she didn't want to be called as "Honorable Granddaughter". fgsfds Is your character also known by a cool nickname or unique title/address? Apparently, Sawaii is also referred to as "ShouHime", because she is the "Princess of Crystal". As I have mentioned somewhere in my two previous rants, "ShouHime" is NEVER a Japanese word for "Princess of Crystal". It can be "Kesshou-hime" or "Kesshou no Oujo". But, in Puchiha's twisted idea of Japanese language, it's a word. FFFFUUUUU. Are The Rules of the universe bent or broken for your character? (Like joining a group despite being too old or too young.) "The Rules" refer to a couple of things in Naruverse. For example: A kekkei genkai can only be passed genetically. Sawaii's mother, Sayu, got the Shouton from who-knows-where, and passes it down to Sawaii. Another one is: once you're a missing-nin, you are typically marked for death simply for defecting. But Sawaii goes back to Konoha without a judgement, yadda yadda, and goes off with her life. Eh? Is your character the best or among the best at anything he/she does? Is he/she famous/reknowned for any of these? Since in her universe, Guren, Sayu and Sawaii are the only crystal users, she may be one of the best. And in Konoha, she is referred to as "ShouHime" to prove that is is renowned for this. Does your character have unfairly restrictive parents/guardians? Well, Hiruzen is restrictive when it comes to Sawaii. As a matter of fact, he didn't want Sawaii to go out. Shouldn't Konohamaru be in the same fate? I facepalmed. Is your character nobility, closely related to a noble, or at least a rough equivalent? (President, governor, etc.) Sarutobi Hiruzen, Third Hokage, anyone? Is your character extremely popular or renowned where he/she comes from or frequents? In Konoha? Why, yes. Was your character orphaned, abandoned, kicked out, or at least raised by a family/person that was not his/her own family? Orphaned at the Kyuubi Attack. Sayu and Arashi died, just like some other people during that incident, and left Sawaii in Hiruzen's care. Same old story. Was a major villain responsible for the death of the parents or guardians? Uchiha Madara, though indirectly. Do you feel insulted, attacked, or defensive when someone does not like your character? Puchiha is defensive. She goes off in a million ways on how her Sue isn't, in any way, very similar to other characters, just similar. But if you go and frankendoll Tsunade's bangs with Ino's hair length, Sakura's over-all style, Hotaru's clothing style, Yahiko's hair color, Guren's powers and Shizune's position as the fourth immediate member of the Konoha Kunoichi Medical Team, we have Sawaii. Hooray. /sarcasm If people don't like your character, do you believe it's just because they don't "get" him or her? This is quite redundant, and so true. Was your character trained in some art by or with a canon character? From what I know, Sawaii was trained in medical ninjutsu by Tsunade, and apparently, trained with the Fifth Hokage. Enough evidence. Does your character share tastes or a hobby with a canon character? She has identical tastes and/or hobbies with Haruno Sakura. Is your character closely related to a canon character? Asuma's niece, Konohamaru's cousin, Hiruzen's grandchild. Three birds with one stone. Is your character liked by all the canon characters you like? Even characters that are not known for their friendly, outgoing attitudes? Everyone in Konoha likes her, even Sasuke. And Neji. WHAT? How many major characters fall for your character? Three. Uchiha Sasuke, Toushiro Hitsugaya and Ciel Phantomhive. No word on Echizen Ryoma, Noctis, Edward Elric, Lelouch Lamperouge, Teito (whoever that is), Himura Kenshin, Hibari Kyoya, and Natsume (from Gakuen Alice). Does your character become the boyfriend/girlfriend of a canon character? Sleep with a canon character? End up married to him/her? Does your character fall for the characters that that you fall for? Yes to all four questions. Obviously referring to SasuSwamp/SasuSawa here. They even have these deranged kids that looks like Sasuke, Sawaii and Itachi. Meet Sasuke Jr. A.K.A. O'Chibi, Sawaii Jr. A.K.A. Chibi Sa-chii, Ita-chin and Puchiha. Last time I checked, O'Chibi is a nickname for Echizen Ryoma, indicating that he is the smallest of all the Seigaku Regulars. Given by Kikumaru Eiji. Sa-chii WOULD be a real Japanese name without the dash, Ita-chin is just like giving your kid the name "Chin" (as in, the lowest part of your face) and Puchiha? Self-insert. Check the name. Uchiha Puchiha. The creator's own username. Does your character make canon characters realize their romantic feelings for each other? Did a 'something special' not exist at all until your character came along? I'm so sorry, Duckhead, but Sawaii is your culprit here. Even if I enjoy seeing you get tortured, even by an ostrich, I can't bear this kind of humiliation for you. Does your character end up living with or especially close to any of the canon characters? Lives with Konohamaru and Hiruzen, as far as I know. Does your character look how you wish you look? Well, as far as I can see, Sawaii is the manifestation of Puchiha's own wishes. Look. Puchiha calls Sasuke "Her Hubby". She is obsessed with Ciel. She loves Toshirou. And her creation, Sawaii Hitomi, do, too. Apparently, Sawaii isn't Puchiha's character, but is Puchiha herself. Welcome to "Self-Insert Sue", may I help you? How many major characters does your character fall for? Same as the answered question of "How many major characters fall for your character?", we have three victims. Though I suspect we can add someone to the list. Can you guess who? And it just occurred to me that Puchiha has two "RPCs" paired with two of the males I have paired with my own OCs. Uchiha Sasuke and Echizen Ryoma. I don't even like those two ._____. I hate how they are "OMAGAWD LEWK AT MEEE I HAZ UNLIMITED POWAH LOLOLOLOL I R GOD DESU." Good thing I am obsessed more with Gokudera Hayato than Hibari Kyoya. Now, let us take some time to answer the creator's statements. 1. Im tired of you guys...so i dont care! We are, too. Tired of your Role Playing Crap. 2. Im not a major important naruto rpc that gonna really pick up by TVtokyo to be soon appear in anime..so whats the deal to be jealous or worry about?? We never said anything about Sawaii getting a role in the manga or anime. Oh, jealous? Us? Don't make me laugh. Hate is different from jealousy. I would like to grab a dictionary, bookmark the page were "hate" and "jealousy" are defined, and throw it at you. Hopefully, you'll catch the dictionary and read the stupid meaning. Wait. Waitafuckingsecond. "Im not a major important naruto rpc" ?!? D-did I see it right? Did anybody see it, too, or is it just me? I won't derail the ranting about Sawaii with how repetitive Puchiha is with her words (major? important?) and her lack of the usage of punctuation marks, but for the love of fudge, did she just refer to herself as "not a major important naruto rpc" ?!? See? SEE?!? Sawaii is a self-insert. Darling, Puchiha, if you're gonna "explain" to "haters" about things you need to clear up with your so-called "RPC" (yes, it should be capitalized, bish), don't make it (since the RPC is still a tool) look like a self-insert if you want all the hate to subside. You're making it worse. You are not your character. Making self-inserts is a horrible idea. You've just bought a one-way ticket to hell, my dear. Please read the italicized, bolded and underlined text. Hopefully, it should be enough. If you want, I could even slam it in front of you in a nice 72-point font size. 3. Kishimoto didnt know me or my rpc, so, why do you guys wanna proof when you said my character is not so perfect in naruto world, whereas kishimoto isnt gonna take her to be a real character. Let's see. Kishimoto never knew ANY of our own OCs, or your Role Playing Crap. But making a character for an established Universe has rules to be followed. You obviously overlooked that BIG detail. When you miss the sign delivered by a brick, and a stone, we're delivering the sign that is with a boulder. Hopefully, you get the message. 4. Im not so popular like Bella Swan to make you guys have the time to write a journal about Sawaii, so dont waste time for me..its useless..^^ We do this for our own humor. It humors me to find n00bs like you, because you leave large signs that you obviously mislooked rules of making an OC and of the 'Net. Read Encyclopedia Dramatica, my dear Puchiha, and you will learn. Like I did. And speaking of Bella Swan, did you know that Sawaii is like an orange-haired version of the Twilight Mary Sue named Isabella Swan? Please see Alicia-x-Itachi's LJ for more information. "Alicia's Random Ruthless Rants". Go. Google it. 5. Im learning japanese, i respect other languages SO MUCH bcz my teacher said there's no language superior than the other"I know the basic of japanese, i know their culture and im learning them like im learning English. I do, too, and in learning a language, you must also know the grammar. We get the idea that you're learning Japanese as much as I am (hey, I have dreams of going to Japan someday, for work purposes), but using Japanese excessively and making up your own words just to prove that you can make up something "cool" makes you a weaboo, not a Nippon-learning student. If you are really learning Japanese, translate this: Dare ka ga anata o oshieru tame ni shutoku shite kudasai (誰かがあなたを教えるために取得してください). D8 6. Im not a pro, im a person that still need to learn and also need to be guided..  So am I. Don't use that excuse. We're not talking about you, we're talking about your Frankendoll. And wait. By the way we understand your sentence, being a"pro" doesn't make you a person? What?!? 7. Sawaii Hitomi is my creation, when i said that, its my own imagination and inspiration that i can make where's nobody order me to change...only if you are my manager after i become a mangaka..ahaha ^^ We don't need to be your manager to tell you what parts you need to change. And even if I was your manager and you were the mangaka and Sawaii is a character there, I'd tell you to trash her story and start all over again. 8. After this, i wont involve with any haters again..im tired already Well, I'd give you a year. 9. Haters are free to said anything, bcz you can only hate, but if you learn to love, then love ^^ Oh, no no no, my dear. I am a human being capable of hating, loving, caring, and other emotions. We are not robots who can only feel one emotion, and at times, it is an empty one. Do not try to make us, the haters, look similar to robots and stupid fans who would suck up to you because you are great in their eyes. Oh, my. It would seem that Sawaii isn't only just for ruining Naruto, but also Gundam Seed! Meet Sawaii Hitomi, half-sibling of Shinn Asuka, and is called "Awaii". When will these things end? WHEN? WHEN WE KILL IT WITH FIRE? ... Good idea :> Goodbye. The Master Labels: Mary-Sue, Sawaii Hitomi, Your arguement is invalid. |
let us get back on the pedestal
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